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Re: Re: Hello, OOSH, m, and ola!!!

Hi, dearest m! I am better than well, Sistah! My H. will be with me in just 4 more days, and we'll have a week together. Unlike in the Philippines where we start celebrating Christmas in September, December 25 is a regular working day in Japan. Oh well, we get what we can, and manage as much happiness in the quality of our togetherness. Hmmm...

I'm sorry about not being politically correct about my greeting. Tend to be myopic/narrow-minded and think everyone is Catholic/Christian simply because I am . Read somewhere that this is the PC way -

PC Season's Greetings

"Felicitations Concomitant with Your Observance of the Season and Many Propitious Initions in the Forthcoming Twelvemonth" 1972 Jim Mica

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What about this?

The 12 Days Of Christmas (For the politically correct)


On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to
me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in
their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),

TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,

(NOTE after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw
red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge
have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further
Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been
revised.)

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

THREE deconstructionist poets

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses

AND a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

Thanks to Mary Campbell

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Re: Re: Re: Hello, OOSH, m, and ola!!! - by m - Dec 13, 2003 7:17pm
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