November's caption competition picture is on the web site here.

Please remember to keep your entries suitable for family consumption.

I will try to judge before Christmas. As a special seasonal competition there is a modest prize for the best entry this time.

Thank you

John Sergeant takes 'Strictly Come Dancing' to new depths as judges seek radical solution.

Paddy, acts out famous 'Monty Python' sketches in order to ease the boredom. His 'Ministry of funny walks' was going so well until he realised he was in the wrong joke!

Tony

Tom found Cornish pasties gave him superhuman strength when it came to defending his Mars Bar.

Notwithstanding some good catches by the fielders, the Kielder Water Cricket Club's first game was always destined to be its last.

Once again Paddy is forced to look for new crew after another one puts his foot throught the mainsail.

Tom draws inspiration from Diegos "hand of god" when Paddy starts to dance on the side tanks.
(Tom also resolves to let him nowhere near the Doom Bar later that evening.)

Crew, "that deodorant is strong......"

Having left " Strictly Come Dancing" John Sergeant decided to give it a go on the water!

Even with the Ospreys generous sidetanks, the stage size was somewhat modest for Paddy's one man show of HMS Pinafore.

"Agghhhhh I hate mice" as Paddy finds a stowaway.

Yes, I can just see the Windex from heeeeeeeeeerrre!!!

Rehearsals for the aquatic 'Karate Kid VI' are going well.

Tom suddenly thinks the old itching powder in the helms drysuit joke might not have been such a good idea.

In a brave attempt to stave off credit crunch woes, Paddy gives a spirited rendition of 'Knees up Gordon Brown'

Paddy regretted allowing Andre the giant to refit his trapeze lines

If there is a queue forming to 'knee' Gordon Brown can you put my name down please.

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Oops - I forgot to judge the competition! The worthy winner is Mike Scott with:

"John Sergeant takes 'Strictly Come Dancing' to new depths as judges seek radical solution."

which you can see at the on the web site.

I need pictures for a new set of competitions this year please!

Thanks
Steve