I read the Alistair article and totally forgot about the name.
Anyway...
For those Felt fans that are not acquainted, "Mr. Hayward" is Lawrence and "Mr. Deebank" is Maurice Deebank.
In the future if there's a reference to "Miss Ciccone", that'll be Madonna and Mr. Pop is in fact Iggy Pop.
But probably there's no need for such a formal language, specially when we are talking about pop/rock/indie music.
Yeah like Lee I had a nagging feeling I'd seen the name before and here it is in the Dave McCullough '81 Sounds review of the Moonlight gig, kindly uploaded on the rather splendid "Felt: A Declaration" blog