HOW TO SCREW

MRS CAROLINE OWENS (KELLY)
CAROLINE KELLY) MONEYGAL ROAD CASTLEDERG

IN THE BEDROOM

SHE WILL HAVE TO GET IN BED FIRST..WHY….SHE DOESN’T LIKE HER BODY
SHE HAS A MASSIVE CUT …FROM CHILDBIRTHS..PLUS STRETCH MARKS..UGLY!
IF SHES IN A PLAYFUL MOOD SHE’LL SHE WILL OPEN HER LEGS AND FLASH HER FANNY AND *****..SHE’LL SAY..
BE QUIET OR WE’LL WAKE THE CHILDREN!!!!..(IGNORE THAT)..THEY ARENT URS !..SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT FACT HERSELF!
SHE LIKE BEING ONTOP ,U WILL HAVE HER MINGY ***** IN UR MOUTH IF UR NOT CAREFUL..BEWARE SHE COULD HAVE HAD SEX AN HOUR B4 WIF ANOTHER GUY
AND HIS *** JUICES,ARE PROB STILL IN HER….DO THE FINGER TEST..MOST OF HER LOVERS DO..ANYTHING CRUDDY OR CREAMY…LEAVE…DON’T DROP A DOLLAR!
SHE’LL DO A LITTLE WHINNY NOISE OR 2…I’M COMIN…SHE SAY…I LOVE YOU!…
SHE’LL SHAKE HER LONG HAIR,A FEW TIMES TOO….AND SMILE…ALWAYS THINKING
NEVER ENJOYING SEX…
HER NORMAL POSITION..SHE ADOPTS IS FACING AWAY BACKWARDS ON TOP….LOOK OUT FOR A SCAR ON HER LEFT THIGH..SHE GET A HUGE CYST ON IT….USUALLY THEN AN OPERATION…
WHEN SHES SUCKING U….SHE’LL ASK U A MILLION TIMES LIKE A GRAMAPHONE RECORD..DO U LIKE IT..OPP PUTTING!…DON’T BLOW IN ME..SHE THEN SUCKS HARDER….SHE’LL WHINE ON..DO U LIKE IT..IGNORE THE FAT ***** !
SHE LIKES HER ASS FINGERED HARD..USE 4 FINGERS..AND LOADS OF SALIVA..
GET SCREWING HER FOR AN HOUR OR MORE..USE TANTRIC..OR A MOUTH GAG
SHE NEVER SHUTS UP…
THROW HER ON HER BACK AND STICK UR **** AS FAR UP HER ASS AS POSSIBLE
GO EASY..GO EASY..AGAIN SHE’S MOUTHING…TELL HER TO DRY HER EYES..OR **** OFF..SHE’LLSAY U HURT ME !..SHE MAY HUFF..AND SULK..IGNORE THAT CONTINUE TO
SHAFT HER *****….AND FINGER HER ASS..THEN DRIVE HER DICK RIGHT HER ASS..AND CUM….

GUESS!…SHE’LL SAY DID U CUM…DID U CUM..ABOUT…TEN TIMES SHE’LL SAY…THEN ASK A ZILLION TIMES DID U ENJOY IT…

THEN BEWARE
THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION WILL U TAKE ME SHOPPING,I’D LOVE U TOO
IT HELPS IF A FRIEND CALLS UR MOBILE..TIME IT WELL…LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN
SHE WILL…..HAUNT U LIKE A ZOMBIE….
BEWARE
SHE’LL PLAY THE TRUMP..CARD…I THINK U RAPED ME….ANSWER EMIGRATE!..A LOT HAVE..!


AT WORK

SHE WILL PREY AND GROOM HER VICTIM,INNOCENTLY CALLING INTO HIS WORKPLACE
SHE WILL THEN COMPLAIN OF LONELINESS,THEN SUGGEST GOING FOR DINNER
SHES NOT FUSSY ,THIS COULD BE A SANDWICH,IF U HAVE UR OWN HOUSE…BIG QUESTION LOOMS..
WHATS UR DAY OFF..ANSWER….SHAG HER SOMWHERE REMOTE LIKE A RUBBISH SITE
SHE’LL BASICALLY SCREW ANYWHERE..USUALLY SHE’LL GIVE A ******* IN THE OPEN….AND USE THE EXCUSE HER GRANNY IS DUE…MINGER!

IN HER LIVING ROOM
WELL U’LL GET THE SAME OLD TREATMENT,PRE WARM UP SESSION..SHE’LL FLASH HER TITS,MANY TIMES..AND TELL U..SHE WANTS SEX LATER..SHE’LL ASK YOU TO GO TO THE SHOP FOR FOODSTUFFS OR A TAKEWAY…THE BIG GYPSY LIKES HER BELLY FULL FIRST,USUALLY A KFC OR AN INDIAN,MOSTLY CHINESE…
SIMPLE ANSWER GETS YOUR KIT OFF AND **** HER THERE AND THEN…SHE’S A HUGE DISAPPPOINTMENT..ON TOP..SHES TOO FAT…NEEDS AMAJOR SURGICAL PROCEDURE…SHE HAS 10 INCHES OF EXCESS BODY MASS..YES SHES A FAT ********** **** HAVE SHRUNK…..HER MOST STRIKING FEATURE IS THE DUNGHEAP OF MAKEUP AND HER CRUDE MOUTH
GENERALLY **** HER ASS…THEN HEAR THE WHINGING ***** SAY BEFORE SHE PULLS HER KNICKERS ON..
WILL U GO FOR SOMETHING TO EAT……WEE PET !..SICKENING ******* TRAMP…!
TOP TIP….SAY YES AND NEVER ANSWER YOUR MOBILE..GET A NEW SIM

IN THE BATHROOM
WELL SHE LIKES TO THINK..SHE’S A SEX GODDESS IN THE SHOWER..GUYS..SHES A FAT *******…U NEED A TRIPLE SHOWER TO DEFILE HER IN….FORGET IT !
BEST SOLUTION IS TO GET HER ON A SMALL OBJECT FACE DOWN ABD **** HER ASS
SHE WILL THROW HER LEGS ROUND U….TO KEEP HER QUIET….PUSH THEM AS FAR ROUND HER FAT HEAD AS POSSIBLE..SHE’LL NEED AIR AND WONT TALK….
AVOID PICKING HER UNDERWEAR ITS RARELY CLEAN..**** AND OTHER GUYS *** MARKS..SHE BUYS HER UNDERWEAR IN DUNNES….AND DOESN’T MATCH HER KNICKERS OR BRA…WEARS LUMPY ONES

MARRIED MEN…WELL GUYS THIS IS AN INSTANT HIT..SHE WILL HAVE PHYSCOED U
IN SECONDS AND ASKED A MILLION QUESTIONS,SO SHE’LL HAVE HER HOMEWORK DONE ON ALL UR FAMILY…INC YOUR KIDS…..BEWARE….OK
IF U WANT A LAZY ****…GO FOR IT….AGE WONT MATTER..JUST YOUR WALLET
SHES LIKE THE DANGEROUS KIND..EX PRISONERS AND THEIR BROTHERS ESP….
IF U PROTEST AT HER ANTICS AND STALKING U’LL GET A THUMP FROM HER FAT BROTHER JAMES KELLY(JUNIOR) MR OWED MONEY CASTLEDERG

DIVORCEES BEWARE MAJORTIME !
WELL GUYS THAT ENCOMPASSES SEPERATED AND LONELY DADS….SHE’LL DO ABONDING SESSION HER KIDS AND YOURS…THEN STEAL YOUR CASH AND LAUGH
DON’T MENTION BUYING YOUR KIDS STUFF….SHE’LL WANT TO TAKE YOU SHOPPING
THEN BUNG IN,THE FACT HER KIDS HAVE GOT THIS OR THAT..AVOID THE PITY TRAP!
UR ****ED IF U FALL!
U’LL GET A BLOW JOB ON THE HIGHWAY..GOIN..THAT’S ALL!

PUBIC HAIR
WELL SHE’S A SLUT ON THIS ISSUE AND NEVER CL